What do you call an blank test? an F

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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