- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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