- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

You having friends.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

knock knock whos there? nobody

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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