Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

thumb_up thumb_down -5

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

thumb_up thumb_down -7

jibby jobby

thumb_up thumb_down -7

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

thumb_up thumb_down -7

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops