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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

drew edminstin is a rat

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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