A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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the NAACP

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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