Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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