What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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womens rights

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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PIED NINNY!

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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