What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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vitamin c

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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