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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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