- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Anti Joke

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