A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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I have read the terms and conditions

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

once upon a time, it snowed

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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