- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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