- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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