- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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