Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Anti Joke

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