- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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