- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What did the car do? CRASH!

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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