Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Japan

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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