What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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