- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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