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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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