- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Who is John Galt?

PIED NINNY!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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