Why can't february march Because april may

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

The truth is he loves her!!

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

My peni s

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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