- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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