- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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