- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

do you have a wife?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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