A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

hey justin

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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