Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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