who else is on here?

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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ure mama's so fat

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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