- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two girls have a cup .

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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