- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Women's Rights..

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

I'd like to make a withdraw

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Connor is homosexuaI

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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