- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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