- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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