the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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knock knock? come in

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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