What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Mitt Romney

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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