Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Men

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

My wife made me a sandwich

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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