Whats white? A fridge

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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