What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Obama

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Anti Joke

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