identical jokes get different votes.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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