- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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