why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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