- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

My spelling is horrible

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Abortion.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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