- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

if you don't like this you're gay

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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