- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

tim has no humor

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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