what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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