- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Kys

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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