Llamaworm

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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