- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

i have two hands.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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