XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Nickelback

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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