- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Gordon Brown smiles.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

I walk into a bar...

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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