Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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