- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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