What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

identical jokes get different votes.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

whats worse than gill? nothing

Call of Duty is a good game.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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