"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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willam dafoe

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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