- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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