There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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I walk into a bar...

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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NASCAR

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hi

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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