what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

su algato es en fuego

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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