What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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