Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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