- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What does water smell like? water.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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