- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black student graduated High School

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

i just wrote this so hard

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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