- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What's worse than this That :(

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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