Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Your so gay, that you like men!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

The word "Walter" is never funny.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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