knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Ham sandwich

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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