What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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