- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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