A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Dont read this joke

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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