Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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New mission: refuse this mission

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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