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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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