What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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roses are red violets are blue

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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