- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

you suck

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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