Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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