What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Your Mom

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Your so gay, that you like men!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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