Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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penisvaginaorgasm

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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