What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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non poop

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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