- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Laugh.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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