What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What do u call a cripple Biv

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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