A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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