A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Anti Joke

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