- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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