- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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