Your mother is average.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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