- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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