- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

fish fishy caoimhin

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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