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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

what do you call a black guy african american

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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