How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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