- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

jd and zach loves vigina

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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