- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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