Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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