Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

I just threw up..In my pants.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

hey justin

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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