Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

thumb_up thumb_down -7

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down -7

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops