Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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