How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

im not food

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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I'm rick james bitch

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Anti Joke

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