- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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