- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

where's mom I killed her

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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