What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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american idol

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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well now

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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