- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

willam dafoe

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??