- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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