What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

thumb_up thumb_down -32

if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

thumb_up thumb_down -36

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops