What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Pianos.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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