What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What do you call an arab ?

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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