A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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