Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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This is an anti-joke.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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epic win?

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Penis.

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