- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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