- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What black and has children A black man

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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