If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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