- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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