Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Women's rights

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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are u black unlucky

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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