why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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what's black? a lot of things.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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