- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

"Knock knock" Come in!

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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