Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Chuck Norris.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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